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[Cool] Ugly-ass baby tigron born. That's kinda like a liger (pic)   Yahoo

[Stupid] 5th graders participate in mock Harry Potter trial. One-way ticket to hell now assured   (Poconos Record)

[Photoshop] Photoshop this median meditation   (Some Guy)

[Strange] Today's "chicken and biscuits close a highway" story (w/pic) courtesy of Licking County -- where the highways are finger licking good   (Newark Advocate)

[Sappy] After short winter and rising oil costs, increase in price of maple syrup expected   Newsday

[Weird] New York's tinkerers turn out in droves for a chance to take toys apart and see what sounds that they can force them to make   Wired

[Obvious] Charcoal is better   (insidebayarea.com)

[Dumbass] North Carolina softball coach suspended for letting team whip up on opponent 55-0 in two innings   (Enquirer-Journal)

[Dumbass] "Ninja" goes nuts in jail cell after being arrested for DUI. Taserlarity ensues   (Some Ninja)

[Weeners] Hot guys in blue jeans (not safe for work)   (Some Gal)

[Strange] Man who got high by sniffing gasoline fumes arrested for hanging around gas stations to get a free fix. Would get mad when customers would bogart the pump and sometimes push them out of the way   Salt Lake Tribune

[Interesting] The Top 10 most bizarre films of all time   (Blogcritics)

[Photoshop] Photoshop this top-secret disposal   (Some Guy)

[Cool] Ten tried-and-true tips that everybody over 35 can use to always stay hip   (The Cheers)

[Obvious] Due to the price of gasoline, Dominos Pizza is now charging a $1.00 fee for their deliveries. Don’t worry, your pizza will still arrive piping cold   (outsidethebeltway.com)

[Cool] Rolling camera eyeballs danger, attempts to destroy Jedi ambassadors   Wired

[Amusing] Leave it to a law student to really examine Gilligan's Island for the in-depth legal implications, complete with case law citations   (Santa Clara Law Review)

[Amusing] Cell phones bought in Omaha can't be used in Omaha. Customers told they can choose between Colorado, Kansas, or Iowa for phone numbers   (The Omaha Channel)

[Cool] How to shuffle poker chips. Now you can make neat clicking noises while losing thousands of dollars   (Some Guy)

[Asinine] Student cuffed and hauled away in squad after using old $100 bill his great-grandmother gave him   (www.katc.com)

[Hero] Hundreds of motorists protest against speed cameras with rolling roadblock   (Sky News)

[Cool] Near perfect "Einstein Ring" discovered   (Universe Today)

[Boobies] Cue-chalking, ball-racking hottie (not safe for work)   (Some 8-ball)

[Misc] Where do you think Billy Ocean is right now? And what is he doing? Voting enabled   (Some Billy)

[Unlikely] Scientists say everyone can read minds. Despite this, guys still don't get a single thing girls say   Live Science

[Photoshop] Photoshop this goofball subway access   (Some Guy)

[Interesting] Wacky scientist injects sheep with human DNA. Welshmen say, "Big deal, we've been doing that for ages"   Yahoo

[Asinine] School bans hugging, asks students to high five. Free Waterfall Sr. suggests a mold-friendly thumbs-up   (Some Guy)

[Followup] Lawyer who sued himself asks to be dismissed   (Madison County Record)

[Cool] Egyptologists claim to have discovered a 2300 year old 'door to the thereafter'. And something about a mummy   IOL.co.za

[Amusing] It's Emily Yoffe vs. Eric "Badlands" Booker in a balls-eating showdown. Mr. T unavailable for comment   Slate

[Amusing] Rock-Paper-Scissors decides multi-million-dollar business deal. Spock and lizard standing by for billion-dollar decision   Yahoo

[Amusing] Carjacker makes it to toll booth $1.20 short. Jailarity ensues   1010WINS

[Amusing] Study shows College students tend not to know the standard size of a drink of alcohol   Netscape

[NewsFlash] Missing bride Jennifer Wilbanks found alive in New Mexico   Fox News

[Amusing] Saturday in New York, the Yankees' Chien-Ming Wang faces the Blue Jays' David Bush. Once and for all, the epic battle between Wang and Bush will be decided   CNN

[Scary] When you bite into an M-Azing candy bar, you get the sensation that maggots are dancing on your tongue   (Some Guy)

[Cool] Guess-The-Google; a game based on Google Image Search   C|Net

[Dumbass] Man approaches undercover cop, tries to trade t-bones for bone tease   AP

[Amusing] Having to hotwire a car can be tiring; these crooks just asked the dealers for the key   (11alive.com)

[Amusing] After man fails suicide jump twice, Seattle police arrive on the scene and shoot him. Spokeswoman says officers were trying to calm the man   Komo

[Amusing] Newest megamillions winners announced. Going to Disneyworld...? "No, I'm going to buy a show cow"   (Some Guy)

[Strange] VW once registered to Cardinal Ratzinger is for sale on eBay; no word on whether it exhausts white or black smoke   Reuters

[Photoshop] Theme: Photoshop a warning sign that you wish existed   (Safety Guy)

[Asinine] Guy breaks arm practicing video game move   (Kotaku)

[Interesting] "Becky, look at her butt...She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends"   (US Newswire)

[Interesting] Test your billiards knowledge   (Some Guy)

[Interesting] Thirty years later, the mother of all UFO abduction stories persists   (The Triangle)

[Interesting] Ukranian President reluctant to admit his trees got stolen   FunReports

[Cool] Grab your camera, we're going to the game: man scams press passes to major sporting events for ten years   (Rockland Journal News)